4 Pregnancy Discomforts That Don’t Make the Manuals
My children are lucky that I have a good sense of humor, because some of these pregnancy symptoms are ridiculous.
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Category: Pregnancy and Your Newborn
To Tandem-Nurse or Not to Tandem-Nurse?
Will I be the poster child for tandem-nursing with one child per boob? I wouldn’t place bets. But like any decision in motherhood, whether to tandem-nurse is more difficult than I thought it would be.
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People Say Crazy Sh*t to Pregnant Women
A pregnant woman is not an excuse to come out of the woodworks with all your crazy nonsense. Just do every pregnant woman a favor and shush.
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Does a “Fit Pregnancy” Make a Difference?
Isn’t pregnancy it’s own workout?! It’s hard to find motivation when a growing child is physically sucking up all your nutrients and energy, but it still might be worth it.
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I’m Terrified of Natural Labor in My Second Pregnancy
The average length of labor for a woman can vary from hours to days. I’m sorry, but I would hold a grudge against my child for at least a few days. After 9 months, you better GTFO.
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I’ve Started Peeing Myself Again
I haven’t peed myself in public yet, thank goodness, so let’s try to keep at least that shred of dignity.
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The Pregnant Woman’s Guide to Eating Healthy
A healthy baby requires a happy mama, and sometimes Taco Bell is what makes mama happy.
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I Have Zero Problems with Multiple Baby Showers
Whether you have a first, second, or tenth baby shower is completely up to you. It’s your baby, your business.
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Tips for Surviving Pregnancy with a Toddler
Toddlers have their terrible moments on the best days. How do you cope with one tiny human when you’re growing another?
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Traveling while Pregnant: The Road Warrior
Google maps needs an estimated time of arrival specifically for pregnant women, that includes stops for bathroom breaks, snacks, and short walks.
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Yes, I Know: Breastfeeding is not Birth Control
Breastfeeding delayed my second child, but it certainly didn’t prevent it. And I was one of the lucky ones.
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My Daughter’s Name Is the Result of a Bet
My daughter’s name is the result of a bet I made with my husband, because I was sure we were having a boy. Now, I have a beautiful daughter and a story to tell her.
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